TERRIFYING!

MEET THE NEW VOCAL HARMONY SENSATION - THE CRIMINALS

"Girl, we want your love!"

SINGING IN THE RAIN REBOOT "MISJUDGED"

THAT EXPLAINS THE T SHIRT

Raoul Moat outed (Mouted) as gay

No need to be ashamed, Raoul - don't look so red faced.

Oh

MAN RISKS LIFE TO DEFEND MAT HORNE

"He is a brilliant talent! How dare you mock him!"

EVERYBODY'S DOING THE SAIF AL GADAFFI

"Stare to the front,
And point your right hand,
Show your penis size,
And the finger goes up,
Now bring your left hand across,
And make a triangle
And that's the Saif Al Gadaffi dance!"

I'VE GOT THE SKULL TO PAY THE BILLS

Unemployed father of three appears on Jeremy Kyle with full facial skull tattoo.

Bonus: calls himself "Maddog"