THE BROWN IDENTITY

Goodbye Gordon. You never looked quite right on the world stage. That's why I will miss you.

Here are some dark beige memories...

Gordon is not the most photogenic man. He always looks silly and weird in pictures. But he gives good headlines.

Gordon was always in denial. He got things wrong.

Gordon often tried to use pop culture to appear cool. He made stupid decisions.

Gordon's wife Sarah was often dragged in for no reason to things.

Gordon battled with Cameron in the 2010 election, but ultimately got less votes. He stayed on a bit, and then went. Now he is gone. Adieu, Gordon.

AFTER HUNG PARLIAMENT, BROWN ASSEMBLES PRESS TO TELL THE WORLD SOMETHING IMPORTANT

"I'm quite good at swimming"

ITS WAR! BROWN AND CAMERON STEP UP ELECTION CAMPAIGN

Now rival leaders use any media platform available to attack each other!


Cameron drew first blood talking in Practical Poultry magazine, calling Brown a "chicken" and saying his fiscal policies were "fowl".

Brown hit back in Narrow Gauge World and Modelling, saying the Tory leader couldn't "gauge" how unpopular he really was, and saying it was "full steam ahead" for election victory.

But Cameron was unabowed, telling the Funeral Service Times that Labour were "the recently deceased", full of "unins-PYRE-ing" policies.

An angry Brown told Data Centre Management that Cameron "doesn't even know how to use Excel", calling him a "classic data mismanager".

Cameron then told Improve Your Coarse Fishing "Brown couldn't catch a fucking pike in a bathtub", cheekily adding "they did say this was coarse fishing!"

But Brown said in the Teddy Bear Times that he was "just a big soft teddy bear, a teddy bear that cares about this country".

SARAH BROWN VISITS AFGHANISTAN FOR NO REASON

"My husband is such a wonderful man"

"GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH MONEY, YOU GREY GAY"

WHAT A HELMET