There was outrage yesterday when it was revealed that hard working paedophile Mike Jones, 38, was being let go of his £28,000 a year job running a local newsagent, supposedly because of his "heinous crimes"...only to be replaced by an IMMIGRANT.
Angry Mike blasted "all I did was quickly touch a kid in the park, they told me it would be OK. But then some namby pamby do gooders heard about it and stuck their oar in, losing me my job. What are my kids going to do now, the ones I abuse every day?"
Worse, Mike's job has now been taken over by a Romanian, who doesn't even know the first thing about running a newsagent, or accessing child porn. "It makes me sick", Mike lamented, "another important part of British life being lost forever...soon all our child porn will be made in Brussels"."
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