By Jimmy from 911
When I started 911 with Lee and Simon, it was just supposed to be a bit of fun. Not desperate office workers plunging 80 floors to their death...
We just wanted to get the gays and girls panting "A Little Bit More", not screaming in fear as they fell to their certain hideous end, bodies all squashed up and blood and shit.
I never even knew we had fans in the Middle East. Germany and Japan, yes, but not Iraq or wherever that Bin Laden was from.
What was it about our clean cut looks and melodic 90s pop funk that drove that maniac to sanction wide spread murder? We'll never know. Unless he decides to tell us the next time he gets filmed in his cave. He should really, then maybe I can use his notes to help relaunch us.
We're playing at Butlins in June, if anyone wants to come and see if we inspire you to mass terror. Tickets are still available.
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