Friday, April 30, 2010
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Monday, April 26, 2010
Saturday, April 24, 2010
Friday, April 23, 2010
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
GRAHAM LINEHAN ASSASSINATED; SHADOWY CONSPIRACY SUSPECTED
"He was just getting too damned dangerous, asking too many questions", a source said
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Monday, April 19, 2010
VOLCANOGATE: ADRIAN CHILES TO BE SACRIFICIAL OFFERING
The tubby, bearded presenter will be paid £4 million for the sacrifice, and blamed the BBC.
Sunday, April 18, 2010
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Thursday, April 15, 2010
NOT SO GENTLE BEN!
CLINT HOWARD
Sex scandal that rocked childhood favourite revealed - 40 years later!
Actor Clint Howard has rocked Hollywood as he finally lifted the lid on the shocking scandal that ruined his seemingly idyllic childhood on the set of worldwide hit Gentle Ben, and has tragically affected his whole life.
Howard told Oprah that throughout his years on the show he was SEXUALLY ABUSED - by BEN!
"That bear was an animal", he said, holding back tears. "When the cameras were rolling he was calm and professional, but when they stopped, it was another story. He would drink heavily in his trailer and become mean, and if anyone tried to tell him what to do, he would erupt in rage, and beat them senseless. The network were powerless as he was the best bear they had, and he knew it. He would threaten to kill anyone who tried to replace him, and it would take a lot of fish to calm him down".
INAPPROPRIATE TOUCHING
But that is not the most shocking part. "When Ben drank, he would become very inappropriate. It was just mild comments aimed at me at first, which soon grew more vocal and more perverted. But then one day he started to touch me inappropriately, and soon it went much further. I didn't know what to do, i was just a kid. He'd even touch me during filming, and laugh that later he'd have me properly. It was ironic that he was known as "Gentle Ben" when he was anything but after a few whiskies, an irony I didn't really appreciate back then. They should have called him Rough Ben".
Even worse, the sad abuse Clint suffered has affected his own life so much, he is now on the sex offenders register himself, and constantly monitored in case he becomes a threat to children, a precaution that seems justified when you look at this picture.
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
PETER ANDRE: I'M DATING AGAIN
"This little bottle of sauce in glass is the one. It understands that our love will always come second to my love for those kids"
Monday, April 12, 2010
AM I TO BLAME FOR NINE ELEVEN?
By Jimmy from 911
When I started 911 with Lee and Simon, it was just supposed to be a bit of fun. Not desperate office workers plunging 80 floors to their death...
We just wanted to get the gays and girls panting "A Little Bit More", not screaming in fear as they fell to their certain hideous end, bodies all squashed up and blood and shit.
I never even knew we had fans in the Middle East. Germany and Japan, yes, but not Iraq or wherever that Bin Laden was from.
What was it about our clean cut looks and melodic 90s pop funk that drove that maniac to sanction wide spread murder? We'll never know. Unless he decides to tell us the next time he gets filmed in his cave. He should really, then maybe I can use his notes to help relaunch us.
We're playing at Butlins in June, if anyone wants to come and see if we inspire you to mass terror. Tickets are still available.
Sunday, April 11, 2010
DARK BEIGE RADIO - PODCAST 19: IT'S MURDER OUT THERE
Not for the easily offended, more than ever. http://darkbeige.podbean.com/2010/04/12/episode-nineteen-its-murder-out-there/
Saturday, April 10, 2010
CLEGGMANIA: HOLLYWOOD RACES TO BE FIRST TO MAKE LIB DEM LEADER BIOPIC
Everyone's gone Nick Clegg mad! The third most popular Uk political leadere has become an overnight sensation, what one person decribed as "about one thirtieth of the Obama phenomenon". So many people are swept up in the handsome gesticulating leader's vision of a slightly different future, that now even Hollywood are getting in on the act, with different studios racing to get their Clegg biopic greenlit first.
Paramount thought they were out in front with "A Clegg to Stand On: The Nick Clegg Story", starring Dennis Quaid as Clegg, Dustin Hoffman as Vince Cable, and Angelina Jolie as Clegg's wife Miriam. But Universal quickly announced they were going with "Cleggend: One Man Against the World", starring Matt Damon as Clegg, Maggie Gyllenhall as Miriam, John Malkovich as Cable and Morgan Freeman as a black ghost who appears to Clegg in visions and gives him advice.
Meanwhile, Fox studios said that they were taking the Clegg franchise in a darker direction, "rebooting" his life and getting hot young actor Shia Lebouef to play Clegg as a troubled public schoolboy in "Clegg Begins", while English company Working Title will be working with Richard Curtis to show us a lighter, more amiable Clegg, played of course by Hugh Grant, with a whole host of familiar British stars playing other roles, not least Jim Broadbent as Gordon Brown.
But who will get there first? Watch this space...
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