The interview they all wanted - the pricey sock that made the nation rock.
Lifting the lid on his cheesy footed hell, the tormented hosiery reveals:
- He bullied me relentlessly too
- He made me pretend I was an Oscar so he could carry me around and make long winded, bitter acceptance speeches
- He kept namedropping "Bobby" DeNiro, "Dusty" Hoffman and "Al" Pacino.
- He once wanked into me while watching Babestation
- His feet stink
- He's got bunions
- I slept with his teenage daughter - I accidentally got into her duvet in the laundry.
- And much more!
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