2009 was a pretty shit year, but good for celeb gossip. Death loomed large in 09, with many names like Michael Jackson, Farah Fawcett, Patrick Swayze and Jade Goody dying, to name but a small handful. There were so many celeb deaths, Heaven briefly had to close, and there were so many in just one week that presenter Nick Owen worried an old gypsy curse was coming true.
Gazza paid tribute to Bobby Robson, Jack Tweed also paid a beautiful poetic tribute to Jade, and Jade gave her first posthumous interview to OK!
Man of the year Harvii "Roseboy" Kindlon was denied by Megan Fox, but planned his revenge. Mat Horne suffered from exhaustion and new sock puppet socialite "Socky" and fruitily-named celeb gang "Five a Day" hit the London party scene.
Kate Moss celebrated her 35th birthday in the loo while gobby pop princess Lily Allen admitted starting World War 2 for a laugh, and started dating her own dad. Jams Corden was blamed for Zimbabwe's economic woes, and Stephen Fry: The Game was released. Jeremy Clarkson refused to accept Iraq was dangerous and Mitch Winehouse was arrested for rape.
In music, Take That reformed for the first time in weeks while a member of Bananarama was caught up in real life banana incident. The pop world was rocked by talented newcomer Susan Boyle, given a paedophile makoever and taken to a STD clinic. Depression hit our favourite stars as Mike Skinner killed himself and Bono admitted he couldn't be arsed anymore. Also, Terence Trent & Terence Trent faced off in the Terence Trent derby.
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