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Friday, December 31, 2010

2010: A YEAR IN REVIEW, PART 3

Away from Raoul, in July, smugness levels soared with the launch of the iPad, and Duncan Bannatyne revealed he loves cigarettes.

In August, Sean Connery revealed where he went to school, Justin Bieber revealed who he wanted to date, Martin Freeman showed his dramatic range and there were familiar scenes on A level results day. Snoop Dogg revealed his love of Hyacinth Bucket, and cat bin lady caused a stir.

In the Autumn, Michael Barrymore taunted the Lubbock family, Cliff Richard invented a time machine, went back in time and fucked his younger self, and Alex James shocked everyone with his love of cheese. Gap employees had a swingers party, Storm from X Factor humiliated himself (again) and fire extinguisher student became a hero.

Finally, Man United's Mexican striker has 400 nicknames, and a doctor uses a calculator to break bad news, while Beckham can't solve everything (or anything).

Phew! What a year! Join DB in 2011 where hopefully Pandre will still be crying, Townsend still not releasing, and everything still fucked.

Happy New Year!

Thursday, December 30, 2010

2010: A YEAR IN REVIEW, PART 2: RAOUL BRITANNIA

After England's humiliation at the world cup, and our betrayal by Nick Clegg, Britain needed a hero. A modern day Robin Hood, a man who stood up and did what he wanted...A red faced bouncer with homicidal tendencies, a cut off t-shirt and a stupid name. That man was Roaul Moat.

Moat threatened to shoot all police, wrote letters to cops, and inspired a Jay Z song.

He ha a funeraoul and cremoation, and became an unlikely hero, causing Raoul mania. He even inspired a misspelled tattoo, and Simon Cowell admitted he was a fan, while Jay Kay wrote a song about him.

MORE RAOUL: Podcast here. Wordcloud here.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

2010: A YEAR IN REVIEW, PART 1

In January my baby was born so I didn't pay too much attention to other stuff.

But the final Celebrity Big Brother wowed the nation, where Vinnie Jones was revealed to be a total bellend. And it snowed yet again, despite a Facebook campaign to make it stop, while Peter Andre went on a shooting spree in a school, because he loves kids.

In February, disaster struck in Haiti, David Cameron appealed to as many voters as possible, Stephen Fry was given listed status, and Ashley Cole revealed a talent for rubbish excuses, as every footballer going had a sex scandal.

In March, even cryin' Peter Andre was exposed as a hypocrite, Turbo B from Snap got a job as a doctor, Mitch Winehouse adopted an African orphan and Jack Tweed starred in the picture of the year.

In April, Cleggmania briefly gripped Hollywood (hindsight is a bitch), Jimmy from 911 agonised over whether he was to blame for nine eleven, while Josef Fritzl's famous "file that made him smile" got everywhere. Gentle Ben was revealed as a rapist and a woman gave birth to a potato.

In May, election fever reached a crescendo, and the Sun went for a misjudged cover. Mark Croft admitted he was fucking his cars, and famous Russells faced off at Rusell Mania, while Vinnie Jones lamented the sad loss of Dennis Hopper, who he never met.

In June, two dead celebrities started a drum and bass night in heaven, and Glastomania took hold.

Come back tomorrow for part 2, and the summer of one very special red faced doorman of hearts - Raoul Moat...